Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
Tom Nook: Hey let me, uhh, get you a nice house since you are homeless. You can pay me the cost at your own pace and I will charge no interest. Oh don’t worry, you own the house now and you won’t be evicted or treated poorly if you don’t pay the loan. Tell you what, if you decide to pay it come visit me and I will deduct bells from your loan as long as you’re willing to plant some flowers, talk to the other town folk and grab me some bugs and stuff.
Woke tumblr Users: What the FUCK, this is just like predatory capitalism in real life?? It’s realistic debt-based economy??? Fuck this game and this furry tyrant
Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.
Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…
PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!
aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that
that’s so messed up that people would do that
in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that
and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills of the 1930s started using flowered fabric for their sacks (1939)
Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions. (Source)
In my house, we’re about to be without a working computer. The only thing we will have in way of an internet connection is the phone I’m typing this on. My mother and I are both very mentally ill and unable to work. Our income is roughly 1,400 a month, and after rent and bills (which some of them we need an internet connection to pay) and food, we have less than $20 dollars by the end of the month.
The computer is something that keeps us sane, as we have no car, and nothing to do. It’s an escape and something to focus on and being without one will negatively impact both my mom’s and my own mental health. My moms computer died a few months ago, and it was only a few years old and had already had the hard drive replaced once. My own computer is only a year and a half old and it’s on it’s way to being unusable as well.
The only other source of income we have is my Redbubble, which I get MAYBE $30 from a month on average. It’s been used to help buy groceries more than once.
I’m asking that if you can, please buy something from my Redbubble (which is linked on my blog) or donate even just a dollar to my paypal (which is linked as well) I would be so goddamn grateful. Any of you with mental health problems know how important a computer can be for maintaining some semblance of sanity. Please.
